"If That's What it Takes, You Can Have it"

Last edited by Cladnin on Thu Nov 20, 2008 06:29 PM; edited 2 time in total

Obsidian Slayer - 11/17/08

Conqueror of Naxxramas - 11/19/08

Magic Seeker - 11/20/08

Something is wrong there...oh yea, old content. On a side note, Kelthuzad25 died a few hours after our 2 year anniversary of killing him in the 40 man zone - that's pretty neat. Sarth is a great concept, but the boss is loleasy, as we killed him with 18 players online in 3 attempts having never seen him at all before. I know the updates have been weak for a while, and I am terrible for that, so here are some fun pictures and fun times. The WOTLK release was quite invigorating to our guild and has been a ton of fun for us thus far. Naxx was made a bit more difficult by not having a feral druid, and Malygos no Death Knight, but we still kicked some asses. Clearing Naxx was a night full of laughs and jokes, and no one cared that it was 2AM by the time we killed KT, it was worth it. Now for some pics, enjoy, bitches.

Reparations Sad

Using fishing hat for all of learning/killing 25 Malygos, gg.

I'm poopin...false alarm

yea...

I just louded out loud

k.

Buttplug

Wanna bro out? We can play some bro cube together.

Token

Not fair.

Creepy

I accidentally the whole fleshlight.

;]

Roleplaying GMs have never scared me more

DEATHKNIGHTS HAVE A TAUNT THAT PULLS MOBS TO THEM LOL

I KNOW THIS NAME FOR SOME REASON

Care cup overflowth

Everyone is replaceable

hot..

That's nasty

wut

SCHLONGER

tits

nt

A one, A TAHOOOOOO, A three. Three.

S&M

We know.

DA DEE DA DO DA DOE DOE, DEE DA DEE DA DOE

Poor.

/cut

Yea dawg.

Server first black president imo.

yea........

That's it bitches. See you in Ulduar.

Joined: Apr 12, 2008 Posts: 614 Location: Austin, TX

Thank you, I now have the Hamster Dance stuck in my head and am singing it at work.

I hate you... so much.

Joined: Jun 10, 2005 Posts: 549

no ppl being the best on the server is not our motivation... they just like having claad and myself make jackasses of our self by singing unicorn planet and the hamster dance.

Joined: Nov 02, 2006 Posts: 896 Location: IN YOUR ASS

Kurris wrote:

Since I'm not all over the TA dick, I never got to read this until today. I got a good kick out of it. Thanks for "letting us have" who came to us because you treat people like trash. You are far too full of yourself, and obviously no one cares.

Hyyde @ theawakeningguild.com wrote:

Sunwell was truly a test of this guilds breaking point as it was for many other guilds. We had several ups and downs through the path to KJ losing many of our long time members and stalling out on muru because of summer vacations and holidays. Determination to get to the end kept us there and it showed on our first KJ kill with many new players one of which transfered a few hrs before the kill. Its been a rollercoaster of emotions throughout Sunwell and i'm glad that TA got to experience that together. I look forward to hearing about other Hellscream guilds taking down KJ. Congratulations to all of my guys in TA you truly are an amazing group of people, and its been a pleasure to log on and enjoy this game with all of you.

Now lets get to the good stuff.
Shout outs~
KTF- We love you, we respect the majority of your players. I think the miscommunication is that you have been taking players from us for a long time and somehow you think that sits well with us. Not to mention you have a bunch of idiots that think the tag is still what it was 2 years ago. Which it is not. All comments in this update pertaining to ktf i would say can be categorized towards some of the key fucks among your disgruntled group of emos. And Cladd please take some advice from me now and understand that there is a reason i let people go from TA. Now if you wanna keep picking up our guys by all means feel free, but i just cant seem to cheer myself up knowing your taking players that are going to cause problems for you in the end. No matter what, it is a game and its just friendly competition between guilds thats all it is. I'm glad that you guys have finally seen what the majority of guilds go through with the bs recruiting process and what it does to a raid to lose players every month. Welcome to raiding

Hive-bro bro bro let me fuckin tell you sumthin bro like I'm the fucking shit bro people know me. Net must be working now, guess makaveli needed someone to snag there KJ loots to then peace out. Gl to them hope you don't bail when you get what you need from KJ.

Thaleia-thanks for quitting, honestly! I hate women thats why i replaced you with one.

Vic- got nothing for ya, i laugh every time i see that tag over your char though

Amo-boomkins are the future of raiding

Windz- fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me-yep im a fucking idiot

Lolblizzzz-you proved vic right, that sucks. Wiping is part of the process my friend

Fuzzybaer-hope you bought lots of drugs with that money you got for ur char

Scrubtext- yes i coined that term

Dork- your idiocy is priceless FUCKING DORKKK

To all the people in ktf and all other hellscream guilds that have friends in TA we thank you and appreciate all of the people that were pulling for us to get down KJ. See you all in the expansion and enjoy!

Joined: Jun 10, 2005 Posts: 549

Big head is Big... MAN WERE ON TOP FOR ONE DUNGEON LET ME TALK SHIT... then pretend to be cool with you guys in game saying hi to ppl , being nice n shit... Weak hyyde Weak as fuck. Sad times cause most of TA seems pretty cool, just dont get what would drive folks to follow such a douchebag. Oh well, for the cool kids in their guild i wish them luck.

Joined: Oct 30, 2008 Posts: 4

I wish you were here, Kestra. We'd have mad fun times. /wink

Joined: Apr 25, 2006 Posts: 149 Location: 127.0.0.1

Hydde, I know you are reading this because if anyone checks this site more than I do, it has to be you.

My offer to TA still stands. I will convince the Claad fan club (current standings are around 130 members on Hellscream, 25 on Khaz Modan and 15 on the CoH server Liberty) to change over to the "Hydde Fan Club".

Imagine the prestige of having over 170 people writing about you on their myspace, livejournals, and facebooks.

They'd talk about you during lunch at school, on their vent servers during raids.

"If we only had Hydde we'd get past [Six Month Old Boss]".

Imagine, being the new Jim Jones of WoW. You could once and for all defeat Claad at the popularity game, preaching your Dork Hate from a pulpit made of the Lich King boxes of your fanbase.

Sitting on your own frozen throne, the legendary Koolaid would flow..

You'd be on top of the "End Game" and leave KTF in the dust....

All it will cost you, is the price we discussed back when BC came out.

I eagerly await your answer.

I hear leather is good for armored to the teeth.

we should have taken our time and enjoy the scenery =(

Yep, that's what top guilds do obviously.

YOU ARE A KEY FUCK DORK! FUCK YOU!

Joined: Apr 09, 2005 Posts: 945 Location: IL

Noren wrote:

YOU ARE A KEY FUCK DORK! FUCK YOU!

?

Joined: Sep 13, 2006 Posts: 5

Naxx kill pic is from vanilla. Fail.

Kelthuzad doesn't make very good corpse screenshots, so I didn't bother :). Here you go though, and I think I love you, Sterm.

Lanzinator wrote:

Noren wrote:

YOU ARE A KEY FUCK DORK! FUCK YOU!

?

=(

Joined: Sep 09, 2008 Posts: 38

I see me in the kt kill shot Smile

congrats

Joined: Apr 15, 2003 Posts: 689 Location: Seattle, Wa.

Quote::

Welcome to raiding

Is this fucker serious? Welcome to raiding? KTF has been killing shit better than 95% of game populations for a decade you stupid mouth-breathing twat. You're trying to explain the nuances of raiding, progression and recruitment to this guild?

You're a fucking flash in a pan, a one hit wonder. Your fucking spotlight time is over. Denied, please move on.

I like that guy above me!

Kendien wrote:

Quote::

Welcome to raiding

Is this fucker serious? Welcome to raiding? KTF has been killing shit better than 95% of game populations for a decade you stupid mouth-breathing twat. You're trying to explain the nuances of raiding, progression and recruitment to this guild?

You're a fucking flash in a pan, a one hit wonder. Your fucking spotlight time is over. Denied, please move on.

It's ok Kendien, Hyyde doesn't know KTF's been around since quake all the way through various games to now in WoW

Joined: Apr 25, 2006 Posts: 149 Location: 127.0.0.1

You'll have to forgive Hydde. His only raid experience prior to WoW was the Nintendo game Zelda. That and from reading his long winded post, LARPing on the mean streats of Compton.

I take that back, he's also a crackerjack Galaga player.

Joined: Nov 18, 2008 Posts: 4

Cry....I love Galaga also....does that make me a bad player? Razz

Joined: Oct 30, 2008 Posts: 4

Hyyde > Dork. Every one knows that. FUCKING DORK! Wow, I think I'm a bit wet just thinking about fucking Dork. :/