Evil woman !!!

Post subject: Evil woman !!! Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 08:34 AM

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there
were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA
agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious.

I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This damn gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the friggin chair."

Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

Joined: Jun 20, 2003 Posts: 170 Location: Oklahoma

hahahahahahahahaha

Can I join he CIA plz!!!!!!

Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 08:57 AM

rofl!

Swen's Stuff · Joined: May 09, 2003 Posts: 154 Location: Texas

Dreaming wants to cap her man =/