The 2004 Drydan Caption Competition

The Lucky Cabbage Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Posts: 134

Dear Prexians,

In honour of our humble Papa's new-found status as international heart-
throb and icon to many, we hereby launch the Drydan Caption
Competition. Please select, in your own words, a suitable caption for the
now legendary photographic work made famous across various Everquest
message-boards:

The rules

- You may enter as many times as you wish,

- With each entry, please repeat the picture (if you know how!) with your
caption beneath it.

The prize

The winner shall be judged by our impartial panel of KTF judges, namely
Guards Stanard and Bartley of the North Karana Look-out Tower.

Your prize shall be your choice of either*:

i. an all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii with Drydan for one week, or

ii. an all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii with his playfully cuddly companion
in the orange t-shirt from the picture.

Good luck, and may the best caption win!

*Note: all prizes are to take place entirely within the imagination of the
winner. KTF cannot be held responsible for any illegal activities that the
winner might become involved in when imagining a week with
Drydan/companion in Hawaii.

The Lucky Cabbage Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Posts: 134

"Yah and then I said 'dude ur totally oom' and then I'm like 'ahah ur so
gonna die' and then he's like 'ur mine fkr!' and then... hey chicky, look at
me when I'm talking to you!"

The Lucky Cabbage Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Posts: 134

"U look hawt in that orange t-shirt, Rowyl"

"This is the signup for the Canadian Navy, right?"

...and that's enough from me. -_-

Post subject: Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 03:28 PM

"They promised me beer and hookers...Those fukrs...WHERE ARE MY BEER AND HOOKERS?!?!?"

M

Joined: Apr 16, 2003 Posts: 407 Location: Los Angeles

"I love that Bassor Dance, I wonder if he'll go Full Monty for his Fearless Guildleader?"

Joined: Apr 24, 2003 Posts: 176

I'm too Sexy for this shirt...

Post subject: Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 09:19 PM

What exactly do you mean "Not Sponge Worthy" ?

Joined: Jun 07, 2004 Posts: 1

All that shim cyber and she's really a woman... I better not tell anyone I'm actually upset by this.

Galidin

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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 01:32 AM

haha ow icy, i did watch Seinfeld !

Lotus, ill be on the next flight to Europe, im going to find you lady! (and take you away to Hawaii hehe) Smile

*looks for pics of Lotus in a sassy dress*

CHUTNEY !!

`dry

The Lucky Cabbage Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Posts: 134

haha

Abes Bloodsong · Joined: Apr 15, 2003 Posts: 678

Hmmm, usually offering to show a chick my huge spear works....

Joined: Apr 15, 2003 Posts: 1322

The shirt on the right has been washed in an ordinary washing powder. The shirt on the left has been washed in New SuperUltraColorMax. Keeping your colors fresh for ever.[/img]

Joined: Apr 15, 2003 Posts: 1322

Damn, my hand is covered in fur again.

Joined: Apr 15, 2003 Posts: 1322

The girl on the right washes with ordinary soap and water.

Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:49 AM

Girl: This guy is hot! Hmm...he'll probably notice I'm staring.

Guy: This guy is hot! Oh hell no, is this chick staring at him too? I saw him first!

Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:50 AM

Proof that Sam from the Apprentice isn't the only one with the evil eyeball look.

Post subject: Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:56 AM

"So, I was wondering, in the upcoming /petition system, will we now be directed to the www.OmensofWar.com website or will you still have questions answered at the www.legacyofykesha.com website?"