"Tuned Perfectly"

Post subject: "Tuned Perfectly" Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 06:43 PM

SERVER SECOND BRUTALLUS AND KALECGOS!!!!1

I'll start this update by saying we've never had, and still to this day, have no qualms with anyone in TA. Understand that unless you talk shit, no one has a reason to think ill of you, and one would think its vice-versa - I think TA is a pretty cool bunch of folks for the most part. For some odd reason however, we apparently have made a name for ourselves somewhere in the depths of said guild, and that's fine, rivalries are cool and all. I won't go into detail and hurt anyone's feelings for having some sub-par performance (I needn't critique your wws publicly :)), but talk shit, you deserve it.

Hyyde, you boggle us. No one understands your apparent hate. Cheer up kid, this is a social, fun game. Bigrip/Bloody/whoeverthefuckyouare, you get to be a target because you fall into this category. 500 dps less than our mages with 1 extra heroism over us? Please. You're not tough shit, so don't talk shit. Mr. Ret paladin who thinks Brutallus is extremely hard and finely tuned, please, again. A 3046hp wipe on our first night, on our 5th attempt - yep, this boss is extremely hard. Brutallus is a loot vendor in my eyes, and its funny to hear otherwise. Seeing lower dps values of same classes, in same gear (by hundreds) makes me lol when I hear some of you talking shit; keep it to yourself, save yourself some dignity.

Enough of that retardation, we seriously don't care what you do, when you do it, or how you do it and still have no qualms with any of you (God only knows how you have for us), maybe Kinsawt would like to discuss your epicness. Congrats on your kills, to those cool people - the "others" shame your guild's name.

As I stated, 5th attempt on our first night, 3046hp wipe (for those not so informated, Brutallus has 10.5 million hp), with our dps warrior dying at 4% with reck/dw up because some healers have fat eyes, and a healer going linkdead at 6%. Certainly some time on PTR would have helped us out with Kalecgos, but small raid schedules evade that. I'd say Kalecgos is better tuned than Brutallus, although the mechanic of banish is just silly. I'll be posting our kill video of that later, 1 death for the lose. Cheer up emo kids, picture updates are back.

4 deaths, should have been way ahead of enrage, but a certain someone's blink stuck them behind a fire wall. 3 skill-o-isms (shaman). 2 warrior tanks. 0 warglaive sets (this a huge booster for some guilds). The fight lacks fine tuning if you ask me, in that generally fights take 3 tanks, and if you want to make a pure dps race, you need it to have 3 tanks that actually tank. Feral tanks alone are better than warriors, so you can easily gimp this boss by extreme raid stacking. Our build was average I would say, sticking more shaman, kicking both wars for a dru tanks and adding a dps for our feral dpsing and the other warrior booted would make him die a good 30 seconds before enrage. Not so finely tuned, but a decent boss I suppose - about as hard as Patchwerk.

Picture time:

Arcane boobs?

Someone is fat

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Key to Kalcegos Strategy

Lucky!